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Rofl

That’s waaaay too adorable!

azaghtoth:

Rofl

That’s waaaay too adorable!

A Friendly Friendzone PSA

If you are stuck in the friendzone, here are some helpful tips for you!

  • The friendzone does not exist. You are not “stuck” anywhere. You sound dumb when you say you are. Stop saying it,
  • If you haven’t told the person you have feelings for them then you can’t complain about a “friendzone”. If you can’t even take a risk for a person you like you’re basically a pussy.
  • If you have told them your feelings and they don’t return them, get over it. You whiny bitch.
  • Half the time the person who has “friendzoned” you doesn’t even want to be your friend and they’re just being “nice”. You should understand…you’re a “nice” person right? Isn’t that why you were “friendzoned”? Stop being ungrateful for actually having a friend.

From this we can conclude that people who complain about this supposed “friendzone” are unintelligent, cowardly, whiny, self-entitled, ungrateful, people. Their only saving grace seems to be that they are “nice”. Except they expect something in return for this which is not very nice at all. It’s actually manipulative.

So…an unintelligent, cowardlywhiny, self-entitled, ungrateful, manipulative person (who probably also has low self-esteem) and almost no redeeming qualities; is it any wonder you were “friendzoned”?

Please shut the fuck up about being inadequate and actually become a better person.

This has been your Friendly Friendzone PSA. Spread the word, this could possibly save a life.

Another World

So there’s this game popular in Japan and neighboring Asian countries called Another World or something like that. These are the rules. If you don’t want to read it you basically:

  1. Go into a building with 10+ floors
  2. Go into the elevator on the 1st floor(alone).
  3. Without getting out go to floors 4, 2, 6, 2, 10, and 5

A woman should get on with you on the 5th floor but ignore that bitch, she’ll get you! If you did everything right you should press the 1st floor button and it’ll take you to the 10th. You have one more chance to back out by pressing another floor’s button before you reach the 10th. If not you’ll be in Another World.

I say all that because I saw people asking if there were any significance in the numbers and their order. Well…I started to speculate because I love mysteries and occult “games”.

Most people know the 4(四, 死) is bad luck in Japan and pronounced “shi” as in Death. So I’m thinking pressing that is because you have to go to the underworld first or you have to die or something, this kick starts everything.

In Japanese 2(二, に) is pronounced “ni” which is also a particle in sentences for time/place. So I guess it’s like a connecting factor or a particle personified.

Now the 6 (六) I’m not too sure because it can mean satisfactory, the foot of a mountain, or transcript idk I guess it’s like “you’re doing a good job” or maybe it’s like signing you in to the Other World or something. Maybe it’s taking you to the foot of these Other Worlds…idk man.

The 10(十) I’m pretty sure is supposed to be like supernatural or heaven or something. I might be thinking that because the kanji for heaven/sky (天)is pronounced ten, lol.

The 5(五) is not only pronounced go but there’s another kanji that’s pronounced the same way and it actually means go, haha X3 if you ever watched Speed Races and know a little Japanese+German than you know his car said “Go Go Go”. So I’m guess pressing that takes you to the places where Other Worlds meet so you can get to that place. I say that because that non-human gets on at floor 5.

People who claim to have done this properly say that when they arrive they see a reddish sky or a red cross in the distance. I’m pretty sure what they’re actually seeing is the number 10 so I guess they did it right :p

So…those are the numbers! Don’t play this game if you like life and sanity ^u^

PS. Apparently the pronunciation for “go” kanji can also mean ancestral offering receptacle. Make of that what you will.

I’m a sucker for elevator games/movies…

Alright my little poos so I just found this site! Idk if you’ve ever heard of it but if you haven’t you can basically pick the country you’re going to and crash for free at a nice person’s home but you have to be able to let others crash at your place too before you sign up. This is good for if you want to travel but you’re like this broke —-> [\(TT___TT)/ help me]

BTW I’ve never used this, I just found it and got super excited about saving $500-$1000 so I thought I’d share X3

D:

So apparently MSI was here and I didn’t even know…

How did this happen?!

I’ve seen them live before so it’s not completely upsetting but it’s just like…they were right here!! How did I not know?!

I need to go on Facebook more :l

Hate Crew!

So the other night was religiously fantastic.

Tyr - I took the subway there so I missed them :/ I’ve never heard of them or their music before but I was looking foward to seein them live. Half the people I talked to said it was the shit and they felt bad because I missed it. The other half said they were “meh" and I didn’t miss anything. I’ll have to catch them some other time, bleh.

Death Angel - Holy shit. Oh my shit. Oh fuck it was completely amazing. They kept making me fall in love with them over and over and over again!!!!! And again! I never really listened to them but now…NOW!! I have to.

Children of Bodom - *ascends to higher planes because of happiness*. Perfect. Everything. Best. Pit. Ever. I think I accidentally flashed the band with my undies when I was crowd surfing ‘—-’ You can imagine how fucking nuts everyone went when they played Hate Crew Deathroll! So amazing! Ah! And they played Blooddrunk! I might have went extra  crazy on that one. I’m glad they did Follow the Reaper and Lake Bodom but I really wanted them to do LoBodomy :c In Your Face!!x3

Security did not have to shine that bright ass flashlight in my fucking eyes just because I was on someone’s shoulders. Like really. If they did it for safety reasons do they really think I’m going to stay up when all of a sudden LIGHT! In my fucking eyes. God damnit.

By far the best part of the night had to be after the show when my friends and I were talking and one of the employees just closed the curtain in our faces. I didn’t even know there was a curtain by lobby whatever the fuck it was we were standing in that wasn’t quite the venue but you could still see. But he just closed it in our faces!! Rude mother fuckers I swear. x)

I’m sore everywhere ^u^ Someone should make me tea & cake and give me a massage.

Almost Here!

Children of Bodom! I’ve been waiting forever and I can’t calm down!!

I’ve had tumblr for 1…maybe 2? Years. I think if anyone knew how many followers I had they would laugh but the small number makes me feel cozy^u^

Fuck

I could really use 2-3 extra roomies for Katsu right now! People dropped out!

:D

If you’re going to be at Katsucon come find me!!

Somehow…

Getting Desparate

I know I’m getting hella desperate for roomies to split the cost for my hotel room for Katsu when I just signed up for fucking twitter. So. Fucking. Stressed. Why??? I tried to do everything right and do stuff ahead of time and still it turns out like this…I guess I still have a lot to learn about planning :/ 

I think the rest of the things I have planned for this year will turn out differently (hopefully better^u^)

Wish me luck!

Also I knew twitter was a bad idea. I am such a whiny bitch and oh god I hope I don’t get into any arguments on twitter.

Change the World

A lot of people I’m friends with (irl, facebook, etc.) are into the whole social justice thing. Obviously Tumblr has an abundance of social justice. The thing about it is that it just comes off as so insincere and disingenuous. I know many of the people doing this actually want to make a difference…but why?

Do you want to make a difference so at the end of the day you can say you were apart of something important?

Do you want to make a difference because you feel lonely and want to be included in something?

Do you want to make a difference because you feel guilty and are trying to repent or something along those lines?

The reason I ask is because it all just seems like such bullshit. I see people post all of these articles and talk about privilege this and government that, this developing nation, religion, environment, blah blah blah.

I realize that the internet is a great tool for making a difference but when you post that article on your Facebook who is it really for? And don’t give me that "As long as one person sees it makes a difference" bullshit. Come on! Really ask yourself why you posted whatever the fuck you posted. Do you really think the people who need to read that article you posted are going to actually read it?

And while you’re posting a bunch of articles to pat yourself on the back are you listening to others? How do you expect to change someone’s opinion, their core belief values, the things that make them who they are, if you don’t even know why they feel that way? Do you even know why you feel the way you feel? Until you get to the bottom of it you’re essentially trying to have a discussion with a brick wall and wasting everyone’s time.

Studies show when people are presented with facts that go against their beliefs they will usually do some incredible fucking mental gymnastics to disprove your shit in their mind.

If you really want to make a difference you have to get to the bottom of shit; yourself included. Really ask yourself why you’re doing it and why do it in that particular way.

..and don’t fucking lie.

Go get ‘em, tiger!

The nail guy asked me what I wanted and I was like

Me: I want black with light blue crosses.

Him: Diamond looks better.

Me: But I like crosses. Diamonds are boring :/

Him: No no, it look better. It show up inside better.

Me: A cross inside a diamond?? Can you draw it on paper first?

Him: *Whips out a petri dish of rhinestones*

Me: Ooooooooooh! Yes do that!^u^

Him: hahahaha!

Long story short; he was so right!

Enter the Darkness

Exmortus, Omnium Gatherum, and last but not least…DARK TRANQUILLITY!!! I saw these fuckers tonight!!

March to Victory was not there…probably tour bus issues because the other bands had that too. I’m not sure if they were actually supposed to be there but that’s what it said on the calendar and the ad so…

Anyway!!!!!!!!!

Exmortis: They were actually really good. They were first and I was kind of grumpy from being early and I think everyone was kind of *bleh* too so no moshing or anything but I got pretty into it. I like them!

Omnium Gatherum: They were gggggrrrrrreat! It’s a shame that their set couldn’t be longer because of fucked up tour bus issues :c They still made me go insane and that’s all that matters!!!! Fuck yes.

Dark Tranquillity: Oh man. They tore that shit up. I mean ALL THE WAY up!! And they did Monochramatic Stains, Misery Crown, and…lol Therein. I actually like that song a lot but…just… Anyway they were fucking fuck amazing! Oh my fooch the pit was small but tight like a butthole so it was cool! They had a short set too, same reason :/ fuck.

I’m in such a good mood.

So me and my new FRANS hung around(creep creep) after and met all those fuckers. They were all great and omg I was like:

"So I don’t know if you saw me going psycho during your set but—"

"Yea we saw you." XD I guess I shouldn’t be too embarrassed because they were happy I got so into it haha I’m still embarrassed. We all had a long ass conversation though and apparently Mikael was asleep on the couch with his ipad and I thought that was the most adorable thing in history.

Guys, check out Omnium Gatherum’s and Dark Tranquillity’s new tour buses. So fly.

No but for real I feel bad :c They were probably hella stressed.

Ew!

I have another movie to add to the List of Annoying movies I’ve Had the Displeasure of Viewing in 2013. :I

Summer Wars.

What. The. Fuck.  I’m just now seeing this and it made me roll my eyes more times than I can count. I’m so glad Fooly Cooly came on right after. :D

How do you make something that should be really interesting so vomit-worthy?

First: the whole “pretend to be my boyfriend” thing that lasts about 5 seconds. What was even the point?

Second: The Grandma. Oh my god they tried way too hard to make her look “tough”. Barf.

Third: the rest of the family. Just they’re behavior throughout the movie. They are all just cringe-worthy.

Fourth: They sloppy ass portrayal of AI takeover. They made it look super pretty though ^u^

Fifth: That scene where Granny calls up everyone the old fashioned way to motivate or whatever. It just seemed like a bad fanfiction that was animated :p

Sixth: Holy shit I’m still going! Okay the whole “Oh just gonna get a super computer delivered to the house. I’ve got this huge ass boat to power it and this giant body of water to put it in”,

Seventh: Granny dying. Was that supposed to be a tear-jerker? Even though you can see this coming a mile away it still feels like they just threw it in last minute. How do you do that? How do you suck that hard?

Eighth: That power up/transformation from Natsuki. And just the way everyone handed their accounts over. I think it was supposed to be emotional but it was just really annoying.

Ninth: The whole “Americans did it!” part. Come on!

Tenth: The end of the movie. Just…no.

The only likable character in that movie was Kazuma.